I've been building things since I first got my hands on some Lego, and programming since I first got my hands on a computer. I love to tear things apart, reverse engineer things and learn how things work. I have too many hobbies. I have a multi-year streak in Duolingo and I still can't fluently speak anything outside of English (and even that's debateable). I'm obsessed with optimizing my time and spend far too much time trying to get shit done (or thinking about getting shit done) and too little time relaxing. Thank you for coming to my talk.